Once upon a time there was a pumpkin named Pumky. Pumky was a dreamer who would waste the day away by creating stories. Pumky's pumpkin parents always encouraged Pumky to follow his dreams so one day he packed up all of his drawings and stories and moved to the Lost City of Angles.
He was so overwhelmed when got there, but in the most wondrous ways. The city was full of so many fascinating things. 12 degree angles, 45 degree angles... every angle you could think of.
Pumky would soon discover that not everyone agreed with these angles. These straight lines wouldn't bend, no matter how obtuse their triangles made the world feel. They were perfectly happy staying inside their bubble.
Pumky made a vow to help burst those bubbles and open up the minds of anything he could to help everything in this world get along. Pumky was a good pumpkin.
Be aggressively progressive.
Pumky love you.